Excerpts for the Travel Log PART FOUR
It's days like today that really annoys me. Why? For one, I'm actually losing things to write about. Same old boring stuff. I went here, we went there, yada yada. Snore.
So anyway, I was able to fix my schedule for next semester. Kudos to my best bud Ryan for fixing it for me (walanghya ka! Bwahahahahaha). Next sem I'll be taking up two of my majors (Chem 17 and Math 53) together with three other subjects and a PE class (Advanced Social Dance, fer cryin' out loud). I'm hoping that I'd be classmates with Ariane in one of our majors again (she's a blockmate of mine who's just as "specially gifted" as me whehehehehe), then we'd be able to cause chaos in class. Haha.
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Out of sheer boredom, I have decided to go "fashyown" (ahai!) and share with you my secret Beeyooti Tips on How To Make Your Face Absolutely Smooth ("Just Like A Baby's Butt", according to some commercial I've heard of). Follow these tips and you're sure to have 100% pimple-free skin (hehe).
1. Always wash your face with water after waking up to wash out the dry and stinky drool. Imagine all the enzymes on your mouth eating through your skin. Gross! Not to mention the stench. Note: soap dries up the skin, so avoid washing your face with it.
2. Wash your face with soap and water at most twice every month, or if you have any time for it. Fortunately for me, I have so little to no time for it, which is why my face is soo smooth...
3. Allot at least a day (per quarter)to completely exfoliate and cleanse the skin. It is advisable to have your longest bath during this day. This helps to relax your skin and your body, mind, and soul (naks!).
4. Always eat potatoes. Haha.
5. Never eat ampalaya. Contrary to popular belief, eating ampalaya makes you look like one.
6. Always include the following into your daily diet: beef, rice, pizza, fish, carrots, green peas, and chicken. Avoid eating pork, unless if you want to die early.
7. Never use powder or any type of make-up or whutever. These stuffs irritate the skin.
8. Never be too conscious when you feel oily. It's actually good for you. If it can't be helped, a quick wash with water ONLY or a rundown of a towl/handkerchief would do to clean excess oil.
9. Oh yeah. Go to gigs! bwahahahahaha
10. If none of these work, perform the "Bloody Mary" ritual and tell me how it turns out. ^__^
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Ame no koto suki da.
It's really amusing to see it rain here in the province. Makes you really feel as if it cleanses the world. Cold breeze filling every bit of space around you, with drops of rain filling every inch of land...
It's Zen.
So anyway, I was able to fix my schedule for next semester. Kudos to my best bud Ryan for fixing it for me (walanghya ka! Bwahahahahaha). Next sem I'll be taking up two of my majors (Chem 17 and Math 53) together with three other subjects and a PE class (Advanced Social Dance, fer cryin' out loud). I'm hoping that I'd be classmates with Ariane in one of our majors again (she's a blockmate of mine who's just as "specially gifted" as me whehehehehe), then we'd be able to cause chaos in class. Haha.
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Out of sheer boredom, I have decided to go "fashyown" (ahai!) and share with you my secret Beeyooti Tips on How To Make Your Face Absolutely Smooth ("Just Like A Baby's Butt", according to some commercial I've heard of). Follow these tips and you're sure to have 100% pimple-free skin (hehe).
1. Always wash your face with water after waking up to wash out the dry and stinky drool. Imagine all the enzymes on your mouth eating through your skin. Gross! Not to mention the stench. Note: soap dries up the skin, so avoid washing your face with it.
2. Wash your face with soap and water at most twice every month, or if you have any time for it. Fortunately for me, I have so little to no time for it, which is why my face is soo smooth...
3. Allot at least a day (per quarter)to completely exfoliate and cleanse the skin. It is advisable to have your longest bath during this day. This helps to relax your skin and your body, mind, and soul (naks!).
4. Always eat potatoes. Haha.
5. Never eat ampalaya. Contrary to popular belief, eating ampalaya makes you look like one.
6. Always include the following into your daily diet: beef, rice, pizza, fish, carrots, green peas, and chicken. Avoid eating pork, unless if you want to die early.
7. Never use powder or any type of make-up or whutever. These stuffs irritate the skin.
8. Never be too conscious when you feel oily. It's actually good for you. If it can't be helped, a quick wash with water ONLY or a rundown of a towl/handkerchief would do to clean excess oil.
9. Oh yeah. Go to gigs! bwahahahahaha
10. If none of these work, perform the "Bloody Mary" ritual and tell me how it turns out. ^__^
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Ame no koto suki da.
It's really amusing to see it rain here in the province. Makes you really feel as if it cleanses the world. Cold breeze filling every bit of space around you, with drops of rain filling every inch of land...
It's Zen.
posted by killer_jock at
10/21/2005 01:40:00 午後
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